It’s 7:29am and I’m sitting in the pub at Heathrow eating baked beans on toast and drinking an orange juice. I’m tired, a little sick from my developing cold and just want to get on the plane to catch some sleep. Berlin will be awesome, just need sleep.
Archive for January, 2009
Apple are retarded!
God damn I hate Apple. I’ve never been a fan of them. The computers that we used to use in school were so awkward and ugly and backward when compared to Windows PCs. Sure the OS in them these days is a fluid and lovely app. Sure the company innovated the portable music market with [...]
A nation of bogans
On Monday night just gone, a mate from work and I headed to the Slug at Fulham to celebrate Australia Day. The place was heaving as though it were a Friday night. It was full of Australians plus at least one token Kiwi. When you head to a bar from work and everyone in the [...]
Berlin, finally!
Finally I’m getting around to seeing Berlin. In 2004 I was going to go to Berlin with a mate. I had my plane ticket and the first nights accommodation all booked. I was running a little late leaving my house but still had enough time if everything else went to plan. The tube was running [...]
It’s ok to hit your wife
You can also force them to have sex with you. That is, at least, according to dick-wod Samir Abu Hamza. An Islamic cleric based in Melbourne. More can be read about this particular idiot here.
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